Honey, Where's the Money ?

Remember the famous quote “Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery” by Spike Milligan. I found this quote very true because Spike was not much off the mark. Roses, candle light dinners, expensive gifts, refreshing holidays and all that “till death do us apart” (or "Till DEARTH do us Apart") balderdash are not the things that keeps couples together and makes them live happily ever after. Then, what is it? I am sorry to tell you all perfect couples; it is just plain COLD CASH.

This puts paid to all those pious sentiments expressed by the seemingly sentimental that it is their partner’s intelligence, compassion, even physical attributes that is the secret of an enduring union. No sir, it is more western union money transfer that does the trick. When these perfect seeming couples don’t see rupee to rupee, then they’re in trouble.

Therefore, it is so bloody simple. All you need is a natter that “Money matters”, doesn’t matter if you are gazing into each other’s eyes or dressing up to impress your partner. To me, it is the best investment for matrimony. It seems so justified to keep the interest accruing on investment to keep interest in the marriage going. Let me put this according to my logic “It is not always blondes that gentlemen prefer, but bonds”. Is there any truth in all this? I don’t know. But certainly I can cheque, sorry check and get back to you.

Now, please don’t ask me the kind of girl I am looking for. Even if you ask, I won’t reply.

From, Marketing Environment.