The Indian Desi T-Shirt

I was reading a piece of news when I was completely shocked when I saw some pictures that made me laugh and pity the retail market. The headline said "The T-Shirt gets a desi voice" under the section 'Retail Therapy'. Moreover, these t-shirts were priced at INR 1000/- as their starting price. Couldn't do anything than having a hearty laugh and telling my friends about this new concept which I am sure would fail. Don't ask me the reason of its failing, rather bet me on the failure.

It is not that I am broke and can't purchase them, I am filthy rich man and I can buy 10 of them. But the point is I would look a complete dumbass after wearing this piece of shit (Yeah, SHIT). I consider myself the Gen Y of this country and needless to say that this T-shirt with its unique yet moronic styles, taglines, concept and designs has been targetted at the Youth. But, answer this yourself, How many of you would buy it? Even if you guys buy it, Where would you wear it?

I would prefer wearing it while shitting in the pot, because that is the only place in the world wherein I am sure that no one is watching me. Come on man, who the hell would buy this piece of bullshit. Atleast, I won't. Will you Mr. Anonymous (refer to the comments)? I am sure you would because you have a hidden desire to stand up and get noticed for all the wrong reasons in the world.

Come on, hit the the comment bar again, Mr. Anonymous.